Is “ironies” even a word?
Long ago, in a galaxy far away, I decided the best way to deal with the stress of driving an hour to and from work was to complain on the internet. I commenced a blog thence forth with the intent of writing opinions and rants about daily life. Then this happened.
And I still haven’t complained about traffic.
I realized that the reason for this was fairly simple, I’m constitutionally incapable of dwelling on negative emotions. I just forget. So every day, I commute home, grumbling that I’m going to name all these people by name on my blog, but when I step out of the car in the lot, I’m like “YAAAY! HOME!!!”
Then I go inside and laze. And forget to complain about traffic.
Traffic Tirade: If you don’t like traffic, don’t move to Dallas.